RANDOM: The five best Family Guy “TV News Segments with Tom Tucker” IN MY ORDER:
Tom Tucker: The man who set the Guinness World Record for “Most drugs done by one person at one time” has died today. He was attacked by a pack of wild dogs…he thought he saw.
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Tom Tucker: Coming up: Can Bees think? A new study shows…no they cannot
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Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom?
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company…That’s just stupid what you said.
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Tom Tucker: Good evening, I’m Tom Tucker. Coming up, important traffic news that can’t help you because you’re some place where a TV is.
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Diane Simmons: Tom, I’m getting late word that you’re a petty, jealous closet-case.
Tom Tucker: Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane?
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youlovemelots said:
i like the one when he’s like “and here’s Trisha Takanawa who’s “gonna tell us all about the rain” in that chinese song tune thing
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